Siri

 I could easily write a book about Siri. 

So this time Mr. Apple didn’t offer me accent options. Only white accents. British, Irish, Australian, American of course, Canadian and South African, white of course. 

I was looking for the English Indian accent. II think it’s so cute.  The English African accent. How about Japanese or Chinese or Iranian English accents? No. Just white accents. Imagine if Siri would come with their English Arabic accent. That would be a hoot. But Siri doesn’t even understand my accent. I say something it understands something else. Makes me so mad. Sometimes I laugh uncontrollably at her stupid misunderstandings. So for example I say the word ‘accent’ it hears ‘excellent’. I say ‘say’ it hears ‘soy’ or ‘so’ or ‘see’. 

It cracks me up when I say George Sakheh every time I say ‘Sakhleh’ Siri hears:  sexuality :)

So the conclusion is: Siri is not just racist but also a pervert.

9 oct 2018